TMI Tuesday: April 29, 2014

1. For me, it was lust at first sight .

2. In high school, I dated all the bag boys at my local supermarket.

3. Behind the tree is where the magic happens.

4. Having sex in an elevator is something I always wanted to do.

5. When it was over, I thanked him for a good time and sent him on his way .

6. Tonight I’m looking forward to coffee and good conversation .

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.  This is called 'See Deep'.  It is for those who don't want to go to the OB/GYN - an 'at home' visit if you will.  You slide the long slender part inside the vagina and push the blue button to record.  The lens on the end records your 'visit' and you simply email it to your doctor to be read.  This is perfect for those ladies who don't like uninvited people between their thighs. 

TMI Tuesday

Sensual Sunday: Love

~XOXO~

TMI Tuesday: Odd and Ends

Let’s Play…

1. How addicted are you? You are in a rush, there is no time to make your morning coffee or stop to buy it. However, you can save time and get your “energy high” by brushing your teeth with a caffeine-infused toothbrush. Would you buy and use this product? Why or why not?

I am totally addicted to my coffee, so I would definitely buy and use this product.  Even knowing that it can't be good for you, the extra boost would be well worth it.

2. You made a sex list of all the things you’d like to do but haven’t done. The list was lost and discovered by your boss at work. He/she ask if they can help you tick a few items off the list. What do you say?

Why not?  Sex on my desk has always been on my list anyway... so lets tick that one off.

3. Sex around the house. Have you ever been bent over the kitchen counter or bent a lover over the kitchen counter and fucked? What did you like most about it? What did you like least?

Of course, many times (I was the one bent over).  I like that it is spontaneous and rough... dinner almost burning was the least favorite part.

4. Sexting…How do you really feel about it?
a. Meh? Not my thing.
b. Can take it or leave it, usually have to be begged to do it
c. I like it, it’s like foreplay.

d. Love it! I’m always sending naughty notes and steamy pics.

e. What’s your number? I have a daily sexting list, wanna sign up?

5. What do you love to sniff? Why?

Sexy cologne on my lover's neck... it turns me on every time.

Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.

It is a cock chastity device... it would be used to tease the wearer until I decided to allow him full pleasure.

TMI Tuesday

Would You Rather?

Here is a little glimpse into my mind...  Hope you enjoy!

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

• I definitely choose every ten seconds!  It might get exhausting, but I can't imagine a 10 year orgasm drought... that would be horrible.

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

• Play-Doh sounds fun... endless variety and possibilities! 

Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex OR have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?  (For example, “Penetrate that vagina!”; “Lick that mons pubis!”; “Ram that glans against the epidermis of the uvula!”)

• Let's get technical on this one... clinical terms.  I am a highly visual person and wouldn't want my view ruined.  

Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night OR have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?

• Variety is the spice of life!  I would rather switch it up every night... it gets boring when it gets predictable.

Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man OR The Scarecrow?

• Though neither sounds particularly appealing... I have to go with the Tin Man on this one.  I don't want to get all scratched up by the Scarecrow's straw.  I prefer my scratches to be deliberately made!

Would you rather… have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

• If I were to have a penis... it would have to be like the Incredible Hulk!  Why hide all that glory...

Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

• Oooohhh... can you imagine getting to experience all the orgasms in your zip code?  Sounds like fun to me!

Would you rather… have sex with a “10” OR a “7” and a “3”?

• Hmmmm... not sure on this one.  I like the idea of having two versus one person, so I am going to have to go with the "7" and "3" - at the same time please!

Would you rather… have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?

• I would go with the smile on this one... there should be some type of filter on the arousal end to at least make it interesting.

Sensual Sunday: A Kiss

Have a wonderful weekend!  XOXO

Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Before You Die

What sexual things should everyone do at least once before they die?

I can say that I have been lucky enough to have quite a variety of sexual experiences in my life.  I have been in a few longterm committed relationships (two of those being marriages), but I have also had my share of single encounters.  Though my adventures might not be traditional, I am grateful that I have taken the time and opportunities to explore myself and my desires.  I encourage each of you to embrace your sexuality and fantasies... get adventurous.

Most of these things can be done within a healthy committed marriage/relationship... the others can be left to those of you who are still on the market.  

Here is the sexual bucket list I have compiled that I think everyone should try at least once...

1. Be tied up
2. Tie someone up
3. Use a vibrator
4. Kiss a girl (yes ladies, you too)
5. Sex in a public place
6. Sex while driving (or while your partner is driving)
7. Use a blindfold
8. Sex on the beach 
9. Have silent sex in a house full of people
10. Masturbate
11. Watch porn with someone
12. Watch porn alone
13. Anal sex
14. Sex in an elevator
15. Sex in a car
16. Mile-high club
17. One night stand
18. Sex with someone you truly love
19. Spanking (give or receive) - Learn how HERE
20. Use ice sexually
21. Role playing
22. Perform a striptease for your lover
23. Sex in the shower (add fun accessories)
24. Sex with someone much older
25. Sex with someone younger (legal of course)
26. Double penetration (this can be done with only one partner)
27. Have a threesome
28. Sex in broad daylight
29. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (porn doesn't count)
30. Go skinny dipping
31. Love bites (give or receive a nip)
32. Sex in front of a mirror
33. Make your own sex tape
34. Text nude pictures
35. Play strip poker
36. Use food or drink in the bedroom
37. Wear nothing but stilettos in bed
38. Be a sexual slave for the night
39. Be a sexual dom for the night
40. Have your hair pulled (remember, a handful at the nape of the neck is what feels good)
41. Climax together with your partner (at the same time)
42. Go to a strip club together
43. Wear sexy lingerie
44. Use nipple clamps
45. Sex in the rain
46. Quickie without getting undressed
47. Sex on the stairs
48. Sex while standing against a wall
49. Use hot wax for temperature play
50. Use a sex swing

What does your sexual bucket list include?  Have you already crossed yours off?

Sensual Sunday: Keep Calm

Words to live by in all we do... XOXO