Sensual Sunday: Seduce Me

Sensual Sunday: Fantasy

TMI Tuesday: August 12, 2014

At the TMI Tuesday bar someone walks up to you and utters the following lines, Tell us how you would respond.  (Let me start by saying that I am NOT a fan of pick up lines... but these were fun.)

1. Would you like to fake an orgasm with me tonight?

I'm not going to waste my time getting undressed if I have to fake it... and no one fakes with me, I deliver.

2. Did you just fart because you are blowing me away?

Ugh... gross.  That definitely won't get you laid.

3. You’re hot. I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies. (Would you accept?)

I don't think so...

4. I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Hmmm... that doesn't sound like such a bad idea.  (This one would warrant a lip bite & grin.)

5. You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.

I would probably roll my eyes and walk away on this one.

6. You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill.

So you like anal too?

7. I don’t feel good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

Poor baby... I'm not packing though.

8. If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

Bahahaha... only if you are in uniform.

Bonus:  Belly up to the bar. What’s your pleasure? Which one drink would you order and why?

Give me an After Sex... it sounds smooth and relaxing.  A good choice after a long hard day.

Slippery NippleNo one can miss the innuendo in this drink’s name. It is comprised of equal parts Bailey’s Irish Cream and butterscotch schnapps. There are many different drink names that start with ‘Slippery’, most contain either Bailey’s Irish Cream or butterscotch schnapps.

After SexThis drink is made with vodka, crème de bananas, and orange juice.

Leg SpreaderNot for the faint of heart, there is nothing but liquor in this drink. It is made of four equal parts of nothing but alcohol: tequila, vodka, gin, and rum. Proceed with caution!

All Night LongThe inference in this name is probably what most people wish for, but one or two or these will have you passed out on the floor all night long. It contains sweet and sour mix, coconut rum, Kahlua, crème de cacao, and pineapple juice.

Sloe Comfortable ScrewThere are many drinks that play upon the pronunciation of sloe gin—pronounced slow gin. The rest of the name is a pun on all the other ingredients as well, to create a name that is as suggestive as you could want. Sloe gin for ‘slow,’ Southern Comfort for ‘comfortable,’ and orange juice and vodka for ‘screw’—as in a Screwdriver.

TMI Tuesday 

TMI Tuesday: August 5, 2014

1. You walk into a party full of friends. One of them suddenly and quickly strips down naked. Which area of your naked friend’s body do you check out first?

On a woman, her boobs.  On a man, his stomach.

2. Have you ever masturbated in bed when a platonic friend or relative was sleeping in the same room or bed?

Yes... though it didn't stay platonic after I got caught.

3. When was the first time you had a nocturnal orgasm aka a wet dream?
(Yes women have wet dreams read more…)

I have only ever had one or two wet dreams... I was in my mid-twenties when the first one happened.

4. Have you ever been caught naked by someone?

Too many times to count!  I shed my clothes every chance I get, so it is pretty common.

5. Think of your dearest friend, do you think they are sexy? Why or why not?

Yes... sexy look, sassy attitude, and edgy style.

6. If you had no choice, how many days do you think you could abstain from sex including masturbation?

If I had no choice, then I guess as long as I had to.  I have abstained from all but masturbation for ten months now... though not happily.

Bonus: What gets you wet faster, phone sex or sexting?

Sexting... people seem to be more free in what they say when sexting versus talking.

 TMI Tuesday