Tuesday, April 29, 2014

TMI Tuesday: April 29, 2014

fill in the blank tmi
1. For me, it was lust at first sight .
2. In high school, I dated all the bag boys at my local supermarket.
3. Behind the tree is where the magic happens.
4. Having sex in an elevator is something I always wanted to do.
5. When it was over, I thanked him for a good time and sent him on his way .
6. Tonight I’m looking forward to coffee and good conversation .
Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.  This is called 'See Deep'.  It is for those who don't want to go to the OB/GYN - an 'at home' visit if you will.  You slide the long slender part inside the vagina and push the blue button to record.  The lens on the end records your 'visit' and you simply email it to your doctor to be read.  This is perfect for those ladies who don't like uninvited people between their thighs. 

Thursday, April 24, 2014

TMI Tuesday: Odd and Ends

Let’s Play…
1. How addicted are you? You are in a rush, there is no time to make your morning coffee or stop to buy it. However, you can save time and get your “energy high” by brushing your teeth with a caffeine-infused toothbrush. Would you buy and use this product? Why or why not?

I am totally addicted to my coffee, so I would definitely buy and use this product.  Even knowing that it can't be good for you, the extra boost would be well worth it.
2. You made a sex list of all the things you’d like to do but haven’t done. The list was lost and discovered by your boss at work. He/she ask if they can help you tick a few items off the list. What do you say?

Why not?  Sex on my desk has always been on my list anyway... so lets tick that one off.
3. Sex around the house. Have you ever been bent over the kitchen counter or bent a lover over the kitchen counter and fucked? What did you like most about it? What did you like least?

Of course, many times (I was the one bent over).  I like that it is spontaneous and rough... dinner almost burning was the least favorite part.
4. Sexting…How do you really feel about it?
a. Meh? Not my thing.
b. Can take it or leave it, usually have to be begged to do it
c. I like it, it’s like foreplay.

d. Love it! I’m always sending naughty notes and steamy pics.

e. What’s your number? I have a daily sexting list, wanna sign up?
5. What do you love to sniff? Why?

Sexy cologne on my lover's neck... it turns me on every time.
Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.

It is a cock chastity device... it would be used to tease the wearer until I decided to allow him full pleasure.


Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Would You Rather?

Here is a little glimpse into my mind...  Hope you enjoy!

Would you rather… orgasm once every ten years OR once every ten seconds?

  • I definitely choose every ten seconds!  It might get exhausting, but I can't imagine a 10 year orgasm drought... that would be horrible.

Would you rather… have breast implants made of Nerf OR Play-Doh?

  • Play-Doh sounds fun... endless variety and possibilities! 

Would you rather… see in ColecoVision graphic quality when having sex OR have to use clinical terms during dirty talk?  (For example, “Penetrate that vagina!”; “Lick that mons pubis!”; “Ram that glans against the epidermis of the uvula!”)

  • Let's get technical on this one... clinical terms.  I am a highly visual person and wouldn't want my view ruined.  

Would you rather… have to have sex in the same position every night OR have to have sex in a different position every night (you can never repeat)?

  • Variety is the spice of life!  I would rather switch it up every night... it gets boring when it gets predictable.

Would you rather… have sex with The Tin Man OR The Scarecrow?

  • Though neither sounds particularly appealing... I have to go with the Tin Man on this one.  I don't want to get all scratched up by the Scarecrow's straw.  I prefer my scratches to be deliberately made!

Would you rather… have an invisible penis OR a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused?

  • If I were to have a penis... it would have to be like the Incredible Hulk!  Why hide all that glory...

Would you rather… vicariously experience all orgasms that occur in your zip code OR during sex, have the Microsoft paper clip help icon appear with sex tips?

  • Oooohhh... can you imagine getting to experience all the orgasms in your zip code?  Sounds like fun to me!

Would you rather… have sex with a “10” OR a “7” and a “3”?

  • Hmmmm... not sure on this one.  I like the idea of having two versus one person, so I am going to have to go with the "7" and "3" - at the same time please!

Would you rather… have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?

  • I would go with the smile on this one... there should be some type of filter on the arousal end to at least make it interesting.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Before You Die

What sexual things should everyone do at least once before they die?

I can say that I have been lucky enough to have quite a variety of sexual experiences in my life.  I have been in a few longterm committed relationships (two of those being marriages), but I have also had my share of single encounters.  Though my adventures might not be traditional, I am grateful that I have taken the time and opportunities to explore myself and my desires.  I encourage each of you to embrace your sexuality and fantasies... get adventurous.

Most of these things can be done within a healthy committed marriage/relationship... the others can be left to those of you who are still on the market.  

Here is the sexual bucket list I have compiled that I think everyone should try at least once...

  1. Be tied up
  2. Tie someone up
  3. Use a vibrator
  4. Kiss a girl (yes ladies, you too)
  5. Sex in a public place
  6. Sex while driving (or while your partner is driving)
  7. Use a blindfold
  8. Sex on the beach 
  9. Have silent sex in a house full of people
  10. Masturbate
  11. Watch porn with someone
  12. Watch porn alone
  13. Anal sex
  14. Sex in an elevator
  15. Sex in a car
  16. Mile-high club
  17. One night stand
  18. Sex with someone you truly love
  19. Spanking (give or receive) - Learn how HERE
  20. Use ice sexually
  21. Role playing
  22. Perform a striptease for your lover
  23. Sex in the shower (add fun accessories)
  24. Sex with someone much older
  25. Sex with someone younger (legal of course)
  26. Double penetration (this can be done with only one partner)
  27. Have a threesome
  28. Sex in broad daylight
  29. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (porn doesn't count)
  30. Go skinny dipping
  31. Love bites (give or receive a nip)
  32. Sex in front of a mirror
  33. Make your own sex tape
  34. Text nude pictures
  35. Play strip poker
  36. Use food or drink in the bedroom
  37. Wear nothing but stilettos in bed
  38. Be a sexual slave for the night
  39. Be a sexual dom for the night
  40. Have your hair pulled (remember, a handful at the nape of the neck is what feels good)
  41. Climax together with your partner (at the same time)
  42. Go to a strip club together
  43. Wear sexy lingerie
  44. Use nipple clamps
  45. Sex in the rain
  46. Quickie without getting undressed
  47. Sex on the stairs
  48. Sex while standing against a wall
  49. Use hot wax for temperature play
  50. Use a sex swing
What does your sexual bucket list include?  Have you already crossed yours off?

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

G-spot 101

The g spot (technically called the Grafenberg spot) is often viewed as an elusive magic button to bliss for a woman.  Is it really all that it's cracked up to be?

Let's start with the basics.  Did you know that women have about the same amount of erectile tissue as men?  The urethral opening is directly connected to the g spot.  It is completely wrapped with erectile tissue that puffs up and becomes responsive to pressure (just like guys).  Most women don't have response to simple touch of the inner vaginal walls.  Their response is to pressure of the vaginal walls.

So where is the g spot and how can it be found?  The g spot is located approximately 1 1/4" inside the vagina on the frontal wall.  You can't generally find the g spot if the woman is not sexually aroused.  It starts to puff up with arousal.  It can crinkle up like the roof of your mouth sometimes (but not always).  To find this spot, use two fingers (your index and middle fingers - together or slightly separated) inserted into the vagina and make a 'come hither' motion.  Use firm pressure similar to a deep tissue massage toward the belly button.  Make sure to cut your nails first!

So is the g spot a sure thing to get a woman off?  Nope.  It may or may not work, meaning it may just not be her thing.  Compare g spot stimulation to a foot massage... some people love it, some hate it, and some are neutral.  All of these reactions are perfectly normal.

I'm often asked what type of dildo is best for g spot stimulation.  The more well defined the corona (ridge of head) of a dong, the more g spot connectivity you get.  This is usually achieved on the outstroke (not all the way out or you get air in the vagina, resulting in a queef).  There are also lots vibrators on the market specifically designed for g spot stimulation.  (Some toy reviews will be coming soon!)

So go play and explore... find your g spot and see what you think.  May your explorations be unforgettably wet... 

Giveaway Round Up #2

I love to pass along amazing giveaways to my kinky readers...  So here you are loves!

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

TMI Tuesday - The Art of Sex

1. Would you take or have you taken a sexually themed vacation getaway (i.e., Hedonism, Club Fantasy Island, Cap d’Agde)?  I haven't yet, but I would love to!  Why or why not?  I think it would be a blast to set aside an entire weekend complete with theme for sex.
2. You have won an erotic fantasy weekend getaway package custom fit to your needs. Describe the fantasy you desire.  I need a beach getaway so badly right now, I would have to go with a tropical beach setting - balcony opening onto the beach.  My cabana boy would be on hand to fulfill my every desire, along with daily massages and breakfast in bed.  It might not be my kinkiest fantasy, but damn it would do the trick at the moment.
3. An artist has decided that you are his/her inspiration. They want to capture the essence of your sexiness in a sculpture. What would that sculpture look like? Describe it for us or post a photo of an existing sculpture that you believe closely captures the essence of your sexiness.

4. You are being paid 500,000 USD to pose as a live nude model mimicking one of sculptures in the photo below. Which sculpture will you recreate live? #1  Why?  Good leverage for good penetration.

5. Which book title fits your current thoughts of love, sex or romance?
a. No More Silly Love Songs
b. The Joy of the Quickie
c. Dr. Seth’s Love Prescription
d. Why Do Fools Fall In Love -  I have to go with D for now!
Bonus: Which one is you? See the sculpture below. Tell us which position you would like to occupy and write a caption.
The top of course... "Held to the highest standards"

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Sensual Sunday: Just Dance

Have a wonderful weekend... XOXO

101 Vagina

Have you ever wondered if you look "normal" down there?  Have you ever had embarassment, shame, or confusion over what your lady parts look like?  Most women will answer yes to these questions.

The main reason for this is a lack of exposure to what real women's vulvas look like.  Let me just tell you, no matter what you look like... your pussy is perfect!

When I ran across the information on a coffee table book called Vagina 101, I got really excited.  How inspiring to see what real women look like and embrace self-love of our bodies.

Of Sex and Love did a great review of the book and had this to say:
You see, 101 vagina is a book featuring 101 photos of vulvas and 101 pieces by the owners of those vulvas. The book is printed completely in black and white, and it has a sleek white hard cover to boot. See? You can sum up what it is so easily. But I’m not sure that you can sum up the significance of this book quite so easily.
You can read the full review here.  You can also enter for a chance to win a copy here.

I hope to get the opportunity to own and review this book for myself... and of course to share with each of you.

I encourage each of you to look at your vulva with love and pride... You are perfectly created!

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Where to Hide Your Sex Toys

Curiosity is a great characteristic... one that encourages learning, exploring, and self-awareness. 

However, this is not the case when it comes to our kids finding our sex toys.  So it only makes sense that we keep these adult playthings hidden and out of reach from curious little hands and inquiring little minds.  

Of course there are the traditional hiding spaces like your panty drawer, nightstand, or under the bed.  But if your kids are anything like mine, these spots are too easy to access.  

Here are a few more creative places to stash your toys:
  • Inside the tissue box next to the bed
  • Inside a vase, obscured by pretty flowers (guessing the flowers would need to be fake)
  • In a purse you don't use regularly
  • Hidden bathroom tile storage (love this idea)
  • Inside tampon box or bag of pads
  • In a cereal box (blame Cosmo for this one)

Still not convinced you have found the right spot to stash your toy box goodies? 

Here are a few more great storage solutions for your toys:

Large Toy Chest - Black
Keep your toys safe from prying eyes with this large lockable trunk. Featuring a black matte finish, sturdy construction and a combination lock you set yourself. Case is 8" tall, 14.5" wide and has an adjustable shelf inside.  Also available in pink.

Plushie Pillow
Stash your sex toys in the soft, plush, petite pillow. For added fun, turn your vibrator on inside the pillow and hug your Plushie Pillow close. Available in Black and Pink.

Sugar Sak
A sexy designer toy bag that will keep your bedroom accessories bacteria free! The Sugar Sak provides you with the protection of Bioshield 75. This invisible coating utilizes exclusive EPA approved patented technology to provide a barrier that inhibits the growth of bacteria, fungi, yeast, mold, mildew and viruses in the bag. Available in 2 sizes. Large 7' x 12' and X-Large 9.5' x 12' NOTE: X-Large is shown and the X-Large has an interior pocket.

Toy Chest - Black
A stylish and secure lockable case to keep your private items private. Featuring a matte black finish, sturdy construction and a combination lock you set yourself. Case is 4" tall, 11.5" wide.  Also available in purple.

Tyler Hope Love Bear
The Tyler Hope Love Bear is a cuddly bear that hides your most intimate personal items in the most adorable way. Tyler is 24" tall with soft brown fur and sparkling button eyes. Features an easily accessible opening with a magnetic closure behind the neck where you can stash your toys. A soft drawstring bag is included to hold smaller items.

Sweetheart Surprise Pillow
Our Sweetheart Surprise Pillow makes the perfect 'Hide A Gift' or 'Hide a Vibe' Pillow. What better place to hide your surprise than in a Sexy Red Satin Pillow with Black Fuzzy Trim! This innocent red throw pillow features a discreet zipper that conceals a hidden compartment with white satiny lining to make storing your surprise or your erotic toys a real treat. Pillow measures approximately 9 inches square.

Where are your favorite hiding spots?