Monday, May 19, 2014

TMI Tuesday: May 20, 2014

You are such a character

tmi art monkey in a cage cartoon ep. 6 - you are such a character
1. What is your astrological symbol? Does it fit you?  
I am a Scorpio... and it fits me perfectly!  The more I learn about my sign, the more I think I am the poster child for it's traits.  If I do say so myself, I think I have the best sign there is!
My thoughts exactly...
2. List 3 of the good traits of your astrological symbol to which you can relate.
Highly Sexual, Passionate, Constantly Transforming
3. List 3 of the worst traits of your astrological symbol that you believe do not pertain to you.
Destructive, Hot Tempered, Obsessive
4. What is your Chinese zodiac animal symbol?

Ox



5. In Chinese philosophy, The Theory of the Five Elements describes the interaction and relation of natural phenomena. The five elements of wood, fire, Earth, metal and water affect your zodiac sign. Which element are you? 
Earth and Water
Bonus: Briefly tell us something you found interesting about your Chinese zodiac as it pertains to the Five Elements.
My elements represent a conflicting aspect:  Earth can absorb Water, but Water can cover Earth.  Maybe this explains the constant chaos in my life!
Bonus, Bonus: What cartoon/comic character best describes you? Take the short personality test and share your results. Test: http://www.youthink.com/quiz.cfm?obj_id=1433
I don't quite agree... but here are my results...
Peter Griffin
You are a family man and you love those close to you, both friends and family. Almost as much as you love your beer and food. You are also a jealous individual and have notoriously bad taste in music, although you can be quite a fine musician under the right circumstances. Your laugh and memory may need a bit of work, as with your stomach region. Nevertheless, you are comfortable with who you are and that is all that really matters.

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Sensual Sunday: A Chance


Live your life with no regrets... be daring, be brave, be your best you!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

TMI Tuesday: May 13, 2014


Fill in the blanks.

 1. My favorite month is July because it is perfect skinny dipping weather.

 2. I adore a fresh breeze.

 3. I love a good rough fuck .

 4. A donut (or a dozen) is what I like to have as a treat for breakfast but rich chocolate mousse is what I want for dessert.

 5. The hobby I enjoy most is reading (erotica is my current favorite) .

 6. You saw me the whole time , oh my!

 7. I understand that some people are extremely detrimental to my sanity.

 8. Private jokes inside.

 Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.
This is a Pussy Pop - the person about to give oral sex to a woman puts this in their mouth like a piece of candy.  It comes in a variety of flavors (watermelon is pictured here).  The effect for the receiver of oral is a heightened arousal, cool & tingling sensation, and stronger orgasms.  


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

National Beverage Day

Today is National Beverage Day... 


Try these three cocktail recipes inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey - the Red Room of Pain, a Twitchy Palm, and a Kinky Fuckery on the Rocks.

What is your favorite cocktail recipe?

TMI Tuesday: May 6, 2014


How creative are you?

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1. Have you ever had an idea for an invention that you thought would be commercially viable?  If I have, then I can't remember what it was.  
2. Visual arts: Do you do any painting or drawing? Are you a photographer? Sculptor? Ceramist/potter? Silversmith or other? Share one of your favorite works with us, post a photo.   I'm not very artistic, but I love taking pictures to capture memories.  

3.
a. Do you write fiction? Poetry?  I haven't written poetry in years.  I mainly write educational posts, so no fiction either.  I have given thought to writing erotica.

b. Do you make up plots, even if you never write them down?  I have always done this!
4. Do you write music? Do you sing or play a musical instrument?  No, I am not at all musically inclined (my radio stations come in fuzzy).
5. Do you write computer programs?  No.  I am just now learning the technical side of blogging.
6.
a. Do you have a hobby that involves making something?  I love being crafty!  I enjoy all kinds of craft projects: attempting to sew, upcycling, baking & cooking.

b. What is the last thing you made?  I baked a neon blue birthday cake for a friend.  It was bright and yummy!
Bonus: What is it? How would you use it? Write a caption.  This is a phallic sculpture of the Hulk, sold exclusively at high end comic book stores.  It is used as home decor and also doubles as a book end.  
Erotic cucumber
Angry Green Girth


Sunday, May 4, 2014