TMI Tuesday – June 3, 2014

My Life Is A Reality TV Show

The following are real-life American and United Kingdom reality television shows. The questions are based on the premise of the corresponding reality show.

1. (Sex Sent Me To The ER) Did you ever have to seek medical attention for a sex-relation problem (aside from routine care, STDs etc)?

No... luckily I haven't been injured.  There have been a couple of close calls though.

2. (Survivor) Have you ever been stranded anywhere with a group of strangers?

We got stuck in a horrible traffic jam on the interstate... stopped dead in our tracks for hours.  Everyone got out of their cars and made the most of it.  We cranked up the music, busted out the booze, and danced the afternoon away until it was time to move again.  

3. (The Amazing Race) Have you ever had a free-form, play-it-by-ear international trip or done a scavenger hunt whose clues/challenges took you out of your home country or state?

Um, definitely not... do normal people do this in everyday life?

4. (Marriage Boot Camp) Have you ever had group couples therapy? How did that work out?

No... though I can imagine it would not work out well.  I have done marriage counseling before... it didn't work out well either.

5. (Airline) Have you been involved in a contentious situation with any airline personnel. Tell us what happened?

No... I've only flown on three trips. 

6. (What Not To Wear) Have you ever had a complete makeover–hair, fashion/wardrobe, huge weight-loss? Did you do this on your own or did a spouse, friend, significant other encourage the change? Tell us about your transformation.

No... the most drastic transformation I've had was cutting my hair from low on my back to about two inches all over years ago.

7. (How Clean Is Your House?) Have you ever had a guest or relative visit your home and blatantly criticize its cleanliness, orderliness and/or actually clean or rearrange things with or without your permission?

No... I have had people come over and laugh at how much I clean and how everything has to be in it's place.  They thought it was hilarious to turn things just a bit so they were out of place.

Bonus:  What is it? Explain how you would use it.

This is a portable male masturbation device.  It is great for road trips and long nights working in the garage.  Simply plug the cord into the cigarette lighter for power.  The penis goes into the masturbation sleeve and a button is pushed on the handle for light suction and vibration.  

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